I just realized that I spend more on bandwidth than I do on gas. Crazy

Jesus, the entire Canadian navy is floating up the willamette right now.

I'm so totally going on the sex in the city bus tour next time I'm in NY

Quote from John Adams book "and on his head was a magnificent black cock[ed]...". God I love reading.

Note to self: Girls are apparently not impressed by a vast knowledge of Macintosh rumors.

They need to add an audio engineer position in the next guitar hero. You get star power for stopping feedback.

You know its going to be a good day when you see a new episode of ylnt on your iPod.

This phone could seriously use some 3G right about now